I Don't Sugar Coat Women's Softstyle T-Shirt

In the whimsical world of confectionery wonder, where chocolate rivers flowed and everlasting gobstoppers were the talk of the town, there lived an eccentric and straight-talking Oompa Loompa named Ziggledorf. Ziggledorf, the head of the Oompa Loompas, was known for his no-nonsense attitude and a disdain for sugar-coated niceties. One day, as he strolled through the fantastical factory, he overheard a group of Oompa Loompas gossiping about the latest candy creation. With a stern expression on his face and a twinkle in his eye, Ziggledorf halted their chattering with a single phrase: "I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka!" The Oompa Loompas gasped, but Ziggledorf continued, "We run a tight ship here, and candy-making is serious business. No time for fluff and nonsense! Now, get back to work, and remember, a spoonful of reality is worth more than a truckload of sugar-coated dreams!" And with that, Ziggledorf marched off, leaving the Oompa Loompas both bewildered and secretly inspired by their no-nonsense leader.

Product Details:

• Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
• The classic fit with the crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
• All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
• Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ringspun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ringspun cotton, 50% polyester