Introducing the ultimate life-saving fashion statement: our "If Found Dead, Please Delete My Browser History" t-shirt! We get it – you're a digital explorer, a modern-day Magellan navigating the vast seas of the internet. But let's face it, not all treasures are meant to be discovered!
Picture this: you're peacefully six feet under, blissfully unaware of any earthly concerns. Meanwhile, your loved ones are frantically searching for a shovel, not to bury you, but to dig through the murky depths of your browsing legacy. Fear not, brave soul, for our shirt acts as your posthumous firewall, a stylish safety net for your questionable internet adventures.
Featuring a bold, attention-grabbing font and a graphic that screams "digital eccentricity," this shirt is perfect for anyone who wants to leave this world with a laugh. It's the only wardrobe choice that declares, "I may be gone, but my internet secrets stay buried with me!"
So, why worry about your search history haunting your afterlife when you can rock this shirt and give the world one last chuckle? Remember, in the grand comedy of life and death, it's essential to have a punchline – and this shirt delivers it with style! Grab yours now and leave a legacy that's as mysterious as your browser history.
Product Details:
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, and breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
The retail fit is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
